Weird Dog Habits

Your Accountant's Weird Habits - Explained

If you have a pet in your family, maybe you've seen those articles purporting to explain why your dog spins in a circle before lying down, or why your cat would rather drink from the faucet than a water dish. To many people, there is a creature even more alien and perplexing than any animal: the finance professional.

Your bookkeeper or tax professional might say or do things that don't make a lot of sense to you. Some of their actions might seem flat-out contradictory. But, as with any exotic species, there is a reason behind all of it.

I want to break down a few of the most commonly complained-about behaviors, along with the explanations behind them (with the assistance of cat pictures).

 

First annoying habit: My accountant keeps nagging me to get organized.

Your bookkeeper wants you to have a system for tracking open customer balances, or wants you to keep all your expense reports in one place. It's frustrating, because the whole reason you're paying them is for them to "keep up with that stuff".

So why do they do it?

For starters, good bookkeeping relies on complete information. (A balance sheet showing $1M in the bank doesn't mean much if there's a $995K liability that got left off.) Unless you have an in-house accounting staff, your bookkeeper is relying on you to get that information to them. A good organizational system ensures that all of the information is getting to who needs it.

Furthermore, most accountants charge based on time expended, and though good accounting can be had at a good value, it's still not cheap. Paying your accounting service to dig through files and hunt down info is a waste of their time and your money.

Accountant Cat 1
Accountant Cat is tired of looking for your payroll reports.

 

Speaking of "time", my accountant freaks out if I don't get certain information to them right away. What's the rush?

Certain items, particularly related to tax filings, can incur massive penalties if late. Your accountant needs the information in advance of those deadlines, to record it and check for accuracy. (Inaccurate filings can also, of course,  result in penalties.)

If your accountant is pestering you to get information to them quickly, it's because they are trying to keep you out of trouble and save you money.

Accountant Cat 2
Accountant Cat on April 10th, waiting on you for info.

 

Since we're already talking about taxes...Why does my accountant try to make me spend money I don't want to spend? For instance, why do I have to treat certain workers as W-2 employees, instead of paying them as contractors?

Because worker classification is a big deal. Not paying employees correctly can result in audits, fines, and even lawsuits. Your accountant is being a stickler about the rules because they don't want you to get sued.

Accountant Cat 3
Accountant Cat, finding out you're paying your 9-5 office assistant as a 1099 contractor.

 

Still talking taxes...Why does my accountant say I can't take this cool deduction I found? I saw online that I can expense my home office/car payment/pet kinkajou/etc.

Present blog excluded, internet advice is no substitute for real, professional guidance. Though you'll seeing many articles claiming that you can write off an entire car payment, or take a "home office" deduction, the actual guidelines surrounding those items have specific criteria which must be met. Unfortunately, small businesses, particularly those which are sole proprietorships, are frequent targets for audits. Taking excessive, unqualified deductions puts you at an even greater risk. If you trust your tax professional, trust that they will advise you of deductions for which you do qualify. (If you are not happy with your current tax professional, we can recommend some.)

Accountant Cat 4
Accountant Cat has some bad news about that great deduction you found...

 

So I have to spend extra on employees, but can't take any of the fun deductions. And now I'm being told that I need to watch my spending on meals, and look at ROI for things like advertising. Is my bookkeeper just a kill-joy?

No, they just don't want you to go broke. Going bankrupt isn't just bad for you; it also means you can't pay your vendors (like your bookkeeper). So they have a vested interest in keeping you solvent.

Because, no matter what your business, one thing we all have in common is that we like to get paid.

Accountant Cat 5
Accountant Cat could lighten up if you'd stick to a budget.

Year in Review: Our clients' big wins in 2015

People tend to think of bookkeeping as a necessary evil. Your business has to have it, so just find someone who will do a decent job and whom you don't have to pay too much.

We beg to disagree.

We like to use our service to do more than just keep our clients' books clean. We like to go beyond balancing books to growing businesses. In that regard, 2015 was a very good year for us.

Today we want to showcase three clients who had big "wins" in the last 12 months.

Client #1: A Money-Saving Solution

One of our client's businesses was facing some difficulties staying profitable. Looking at the books, we found some areas where expenses were duplicated and some cases of fairly extreme overspending. We met with the owner and devised a plan to cut expenses. Once the plan went into effect, we were able to increase the bottom line by over $30,000 a month.

Of course...big deal, right? Everyone knows accountants are penny-pinching killjoys. Let's look at our second story, and see how we can help a client without forcing them to spend less.

Client #2: A Long-Denied Loan

A different client desperately desired a consolidation loan. He had gone to three different lenders, and been denied each time. He was getting nowhere in a hurry.

So, we took over.

First, we received authority to act on his behalf. Then we got to work, combing through his financials and organizing the data for presentation. Finally, we were able to present the information to the bank in the way we knew they wanted it. This time it was approved, and we were able to get our client a consolidation loan at one of the same institutions who had previously rejected him.

Thanks to those efforts, our client was able to consolidate his debt under one payment, and greatly improve his cash flow.

Still, that story isn't as great as...

Client #3: Money from Thin Air

Sometimes, something as simple as developing better procedures can make all the difference to a business. This was the case with a client who didn't have a good system in place for managing A/R.

Specifically, there was over $102,000 in receivables of which the owner was not even aware. (Some of the unpaid invoices were over two years old.)

When we discovered this large balance of aged receivables, we immediately began developing collections procedures, including a series of formalized letters to the debtors. Using the practices we put into place, over $30,000 has been collected within the last four months, with payments continuing to roll in.

To re-cap, that's money that the client did not even know existed.

These are just a few of our highlights from 2015. We can't wait to see what we do in 2016.